I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
Randomize