i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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