it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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