sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
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I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
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You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
please don't ironically join a cult
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