You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
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i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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