ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
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So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
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Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize