is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
