This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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