dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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