I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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