It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
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i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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