yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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