im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
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He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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