I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
