can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
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I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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