and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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