I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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