We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
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