I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Randomize
