i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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