I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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