Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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