ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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