dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
it's great music for shaving your balls
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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