pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
There's always time for handjobs
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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