Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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