I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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