I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
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Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize