I wish I could punch you in the face.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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