if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
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I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
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Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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