i may or may not be watching the land before time
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
false alarm, still single
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