i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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