I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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