New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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