i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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