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he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Help. Why am I so naked?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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