i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
NoShamevember. You game?
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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