Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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