i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
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Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
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no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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