you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
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After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
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They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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