their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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