She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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