Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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