but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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