dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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