WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
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I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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