why didn't you poke me back
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
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I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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