Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
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Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
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We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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