South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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