I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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