Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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