5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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