Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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