like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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