2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Randomize
